Today I had cereal for breakfast. One of the adult kinds. Many people skip meals and then get stuck overeating on junk snack food.

I am going to try to have cereal or oatmeal for breakfast every day. I know all of those people on the adkins diet will tell you I should go to hell (and they are probably right). There are better things to go to hell for, and not eating carbohydrates is, um, stupid. :)