Your own personal genie for weight loss....gotta love Ebay

I can't resist checking out some of the nutty stuff on Ebay. How about your own personal genie in a bottle? It's just waiting for you over on Ebay. The listing even plays genie music while you read. I'm sure she could grant a person's wish for weight loss. YIKES!!....I'm kidding...I'm kidding. The bid is already over $200.00.

This individual claims to make her living doing this. Says she lives on a lake and drives a Mercedes. Goodness sakes.....are we really that desperate? I'd love to think there was a magic spell/genie that could make me lose weight. Snapping back to reality, I'm going to go drink another glass of water.